Chapter 4: The chest is as flat as bread
"How is that possible? Brian, you must have misheard. How could Buck say that about Lisa?"
Han Shuo and Jack indeed spoke without intention, and Han Shuo is a person who is half-crazy and half-silly. Such a person, in principle, would never fabricate a lie, especially a mere servant, who would not dare to make up nonsense!
Hmph, the necromancy class is inherently weak, and with our own people not united, it's no wonder that necromancy is the weakest among the magical disciplines in the academy, truly a disgrace to the dark arts
Han Shuo and Jack, looking at Lisa approaching, continued to wipe the dust off the statue of the Grand Sorcerer Claire with a serious demeanor, seemingly unaware of Lisa's approach, murmuring softly to themselves.
... ...
Suddenly, a sharp pain struck his head, and Han Shuo rolled his eyes, still wearing a broad smile on his face, as he fell straight backward.
This buck was bumped by Jack on the road, which led to a severe beating of Jack. Naturally, Brian, being in his hands, suffered even more.
We are currently at the Magic Academy, and we don't have to pay any tuition fees, hehe, this is truly a unique opportunity! If we don't learn some magic, how can we face the world later and say that we are from the Babylon Martial Arts Academy!
On the other side, Lisa's rosy complexion suddenly turned pale, her beautiful eyes gleaming with ferocity, her lovely lips twitching slowly, and her small silver teeth making a "crunching" sound as they bit down. After trembling behind the statue for a few seconds, she quickly walked towards the teaching building, filled with murderous intent, completely forgetting about her original plan to confront Brian.
Lisa, who was absent-mindedly walking, immediately focused all her attention and looked ahead warily upon hearing someone mention her name
Lisa saw Buck arrogantly run past her. She was about to calm down, but seeing Buck disregard her so blatantly reignited her anger. With a cold expression, she recited the incantation: "Endless darkness, grant me the power of death, and inflict the pain of the soul upon him, O pain of the soul!"
In a flurry of activity, Buck found himself being chased by two skeletal warriors and a *book*, running in all directions. In a moment of desperation, he also used the same spell to summon a small skeleton, and together with his skeleton, they engaged in battle against Lisa's two small skeletons.
Suddenly, Jack, who had been murmuring softly, raised his voice slightly and exclaimed in astonishment this sentence
Buck wore a face of frustration, cursing the rumor-monger hundreds of times in his heart. If Buck had mastered the dark arts of curses and possessed sufficiently strong mental power, it is likely that Han Shuo and Jack would not be able to witness the joke at this moment.
Fallen undead warrior, respond to the call of the dark messenger and reveal your presence
Little Fatty Jack watched as Han Shuo absentmindedly wiped the statue of the Great Mage Claire, lacking the usual focus he displayed at work. Instead, he wore a face full of ambition, leaving Jack feeling somewhat perplexed. He thought it best to honestly express his own thoughts.
Hmph, you need not concern yourself with this; it was said inadvertently, and it must be correct. Since you are so malicious, then prepare to face the consequences
Every girl wants to know what others think of her behind her back, and little witch Lisa is no exception. Moreover, to prevent the two in front from seeing her and thus hesitating to continue their conversation, Lisa cleverly hid behind another statue, her ears perked up in curiosity, her eyes peering sneakily in that direction
Han Shuo chuckled mischievously, quickly putting away the brush in his hand, and urged Jack, saying: "Since Claire is no longer painting, let's go over and take a look first"
The cunning scheme succeeded, and Han Shuo, who was laughing heartily without a hint of vigilance, watched helplessly as Buck suddenly rolled away, the soul-wrenching necromancy crashing down upon him.
After Lisa summoned two skeleton warriors, some dark-type students nearby began to discuss among themselves. From their conversation, Han Shuo learned that the same spell can be categorized into five levels based on the strength of one's mental power. This necromancy spell for summoning skeletons, if cast by a necromancer with strong mental power, can summon more skeleton warriors.
Buck is the son of a minor noble, seventeen years old this year, and currently just a low-level apprentice in necromancy. Faced with Lisa, who has already advanced to a junior necromancer, he naturally finds himself at a disadvantage. Moreover, Buck has feelings for Lisa, which makes him even more cautious in his actions. It is no surprise that he soon falls victim to the furious Lisa.
On a bluestone path, numerous statues of the outstanding graduates of the Babylon Magic and Martial Arts Academy stand tall around. These statues are remarkably grand, each sculpture vividly lifelike, representing the pride of the Babylon Magic and Martial Arts Academy
Early in the morning, the necromancy students hurriedly got up and headed towards the dark magic teaching building. Jack was in a state of panic, looking utterly reluctant. However, after hearing Han Shuo's plan and realizing that Han Shuo was seeking revenge for him, Jack thought that if even someone as timid and cowardly as he was could face it, then he should not be inferior to Brian. Thus, Jack ultimately agreed.
Beside him, Han Shuo was left dumbfounded, witnessing this mysterious necromancy for the first time. His curiosity and excitement reached their peak as he focused intently on that scene.
Lisa's mental strength is quite formidable, as she is able to summon two skeleton warriors
One cannot help but admire the speed of action of the little witch Lisa. By the time Han Shuo and Jack arrived, they found that Lisa had already lost her temper and was fighting with Buck
Watching the little witch Lisa, her face pale and exuding a murderous aura as she swiftly left down another path, Jack could no longer contain himself. "Hahaha..." he burst into laughter, feeling an indescribable sense of relief. While laughing, he said, "Brian, you are truly wicked. Even I, a mere servant, know that Buck likes Lisa. Lisa despises it when others mention her small chest. Just look at her now; Buck is definitely in for a big trouble!"
Han Shuo wore a silly grin and said to the library in a dazed manner: "I didn't hear wrong, Buck just said on the road to other students that Lisa's chest is as flat as a loaf of bread that has been stepped on"
"Ha, let's not talk about that anymore. Look, the little witch Lisa has finally arrived. Let's get down to business!" Han Shuo saw the little witch Lisa coming over, slightly unsteady on her feet. He secretly acknowledged that his six years of menial work at the Babylon Magic Martial Arts Academy had some effect, at least he was aware of the daily routines of some people.
To become a magician, one not only needs to possess exceptional talent but also must enter a magic academy, which requires the payment of a substantial amount of gold coins. One must undergo rigorous training, and even children of nobility must have considerable talent to have a chance of becoming a magician. For commoners like us, it is simply beyond imagination. Oh, I almost forgot, you are still a menial worker without personal freedom; your situation is even more dire, as you have no hope whatsoever
The Necromancy department belongs to the Babylon School of Magic, a branch of the Dark Arts, sharing a teaching building with students of the Dark Arts, where instructors guide students in their magical studies every day
Standing next to the statue of a great bearded archmage named Claire, and brushing the dust from its chest, Han Shuo said to Jack: "I say, Jack, when will our statues be able to stand here as well!"
Little Witch Lisa raised her delicate arms high into the air, chanting a spell. As her voice fell silent, two stark white skeleton warriors appeared before her, wielding identical snow-white bone swords. With a mere gesture of her hand, they "creaked" and charged towards Buck with their blades raised.
Lisa always gets up relatively late, and most of the time, she walks slowly to the Magic Academy by herself. Today is no exception. The little witch Lisa is wearing a black wizard robe, with her golden, smooth long hair lazily draped over her fragrant shoulders. It seems she did not sleep well last night, as she has been yawning all the way.
"Brian, do not put on that overly confident demeanor. We are not magic students; we are merely servants. Uh... and I can leave the magic academy in the future, but you—I'm afraid you may never be able to leave!"
Lisa saw Buck being struck by a small skeleton. Observing the small skeleton raise its white, bony dagger, she quickly intervened and sent the two summoned small skeletons to a different dimension.
As soon as the words left his mouth, Jack struggled to suppress his laughter, his chubby face turning bright red, his body trembling slightly
Little chubby Jack, encouraged by Han Shuo, boldly tucked the brush into the cloth bag at his waist and laughed, saying: "Let's go, I want to see how that Buck gets beaten by Lisa. Damn it, he should have hit me this morning!"
After Buck stood up, he sent the little skeleton he had summoned back to another dimension. With a glance, he saw Han Shuo and Jack in front of him, both laughing heartily and mocking him. Buck felt quite displeased and immediately rushed over, cursing as he walked: "You two despicable servants dare to mock me?"
Some dark-themed students nearby, seeing Buck in such a predicament, were laughing loudly. Affected by their mockery, Buck became flustered and even more clumsy. He was kicked in the abdomen by Lisa's skeleton warrior, causing his face to turn purple from the pain as he slowly crouched down.
It was actually that half-crazy, half-silly Brian. Lisa felt a surge of anger and planned to settle the score with him later. However, before that, she wanted to hear what Buck had to say about her, Lisa thought to herself
Due to the taboo involving Lisa and the presence of many onlookers, Lisa naturally refrained from speaking out to avoid being ridiculed by others. This time, she exerted all her strength to make Buck look bad.
Brian, stop overthinking. We are merely servants; as long as we can eat our fill and not be beaten every day, that is enough. How could we possibly aspire to become wizards! Oh... Brian, you really have changed a bit. You never used to think like this, and you certainly wouldn't come up with such a bad idea!
Two minor attendants from the Necromancy department, filled with excitement, quickly followed Lisa as they ran towards the Necromancy teaching building. Along the way, they left some of the Necromancy students feeling puzzled, wondering why the two most timid attendants seemed to be acting so strangely today.
Upon hearing Lisa recite the incantation, Buck turned around and saw the magical flames of Soul Pain shooting towards him, causing his expression to change once again. Suddenly, he remembered something and dashed towards Han Shuo and Jack. Just as the flames of Soul Pain were about to strike him, he suddenly rolled on the ground.
As soon as Lisa's incantation concluded, a dark, shadowy mass surged towards Buck. This shadowy mass floated through the air, continuously twisting and changing, ultimately transforming into a pulsating, dark flame.
Buck's left eye was already swollen; he had narrowly avoided a shot from a "bone arrow" and quickly took the opportunity to shout loudly, looking utterly aggrieved.
One of Brian's jobs is to clean the dust off these enormous statues. Since he was about ten years old, he has been doing this with his small frame. At that time, Brian was even shorter and had to carry a small ladder to complete the task with great difficulty; otherwise, he would go hungry every day
Buck did not dare to vent his anger on Lisa, nor could he express his fury towards some of the dark-themed seniors nearby. The only ones around were Han Shuo and Jack, two underlings, whom he could use to release some of his pent-up frustration. Moreover, these two were laughing heartily, which naturally provoked Buck even more
Lisa, even the spirits of the dead know of my feelings for you, how could I possibly speak ill of you? Who have you been listening to?
After all, it is not a life-and-death battle, and within the magic academy, students are strictly prohibited from engaging in lethal combat. Naturally, Lisa did not dare to resort to violence. Upon seeing Buck injured, her anger had already dissipated significantly.
Lisa is very beautiful, but perhaps due to her being only sixteen years old and not fully developed yet, her chest appears somewhat lacking in fullness. It is said that Lisa is also quite dissatisfied with her flat chest and has recently been trying to find ways to address this issue
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